You're cordially summoned — Sunday, April 26 · 8 PM
As in: what the f*ck do you all do for work?
Thanh's cooking. You're presenting. 4 people, full course meal,
jargon penalties & board games. Zero LinkedIn euphemisms.
Event Details
When
April 26
Sunday.
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Time
20:00
Dinner starts at 20:00.
Doors open 19:30 if you want to help set up.
Format
Dinner
Full course meal cooked by Thanh.
Yes, Thanh is also presenting.
Where
Carrer d'Ausiàs Marc, 151
Exact details drop
the day before. Stay tuned.
The Twist
Your Presentation
No time limit. Just make sure
we actually get what you do.
Guest List
4 People
Small table. Nowhere to hide.
Every job gets exposed.
A presentation about your job. Recommended, not required. Thanh's doing one too — while also having cooked dinner. You have no excuse.
By the time you sit down, we know what you do. Not vaguely. Actually. That's the whole brief.
Two minutes. Twenty minutes. Whatever it takes. Just don't pad it. We'll know.
Use the buzzwords. Use the acronyms. Explain every single one. Drop a term without explaining it and you drink. Mid-presentation. In front of everyone.
Keynote, PDF, PowerPoint, video, voice note, photo of a napkin. If a MacBook can open it, it counts.
For your slot. Snacks make everything better. Instant power move. Highly encouraged.
House Rules
Prepare a presentation. No slides required, no timer running — but you must make us genuinely understand what you do. That's the whole assignment.
Jargon must be explained. You can use it, but define it in the same breath. Drop a term without explaining it and you drink. Mid-presentation. In real time.
We start with a full course meal. Eat first, present after. Arrive hungry. Leave knowing things.
Asking dumb questions is actively encouraged. There are no dumb questions at this table. Only dumb job titles.
Good vibes are mandatory. Bad ones are not covered by our refund policy.
Show up. Seriously. No "I'll be 5 min late" texts at 20:47. We know who you are.
FAQ
What even is "The WTF Dinner"?
A dinner where we finally sort out what everyone actually does for work. I saw this ↗ while scrolling Instagram and thought — yeah, let's do it.
Do I need to prepare anything?
A presentation is strongly recommended but not mandatory. No minimum length, no required format — Keynote, PowerPoint, PDF, a video, anything your MacBook can open is fair game. The only success metric: your friends actually understand what you do when it's over.
Is there a dress code?
Come looking like a person. That's it. That's the whole code.
What if my job is genuinely boring?
Impossible. Every job is interesting if you explain it right. Also, this is exactly what we're here to find out together. Worst case, we love you anyway.
Can I use jargon in my presentation?
Yes — jargon is fully allowed. But the second you drop a term without explaining it, you drink. Right there. During the presentation. Consider this your incentive to actually explain things.
What should I bring?
Dinner is fully covered — full course meal. For the strong stuff (wine, vermouth, spirits), bring a bottle and share. Chips, popcorn, whatever to bite — very welcome, very encouraged.
What's the address?
Carrer d'Ausiàs Marc, 151. Full details — floor, entrance, all of it — will be sent the day before. Keep an eye on your phone.
What happens after presentations?
Presentations are done. Night is not. Bring a game if you've got one.
Got a question?
Drop a message on ig @thnhdlng ↗
The Checklist
Non-negotiable. You are the content.
Keynote, PowerPoint, PDF, video, voice memo, napkin — if a MacBook can open it, it counts. Or just wing it. But a presentation helps.
Dinner is covered. For the strong stuff — wine, vermouth, whatever you're into — bring a bottle and share.
Snacks for your presentation slot? Absolute power move. Totally optional. Deeply appreciated.
Presentations done. Table cleared. Night's not over. Got a game you love? Bring it. No judgment on the choice. Mild judgment if you explain the rules badly.
Leave it. It doesn't fit in the bag anyway.
The moment of truth
Sunday April 26 · 20:00 · Good food · Great confusion
Confirmed
I hereby confirm that —
will join The WTF Dinner.